Frequently Achooed Question
Q. Why do my eyes shut when I sneeze?
A. If your lids weren't closed, the force of the explosion would blow your eyeballs out and stretch the optic nerve, so your eyes would flop around and you'd have to point them with your hands to see anything.
posted by Alexander at 10:47 AM
3 Comments:
THATS A LIE. MY DAD IS A DOCTOR!
I know this is true 'cause when I was six years old, my cousin's best friend's dad's sister had it happen to her. Watching her use her thumb & first finger to point her eyeball at the television really freaked me out growing up. I think that's why I still clap my hands over anyone's face whenever I know they're going to sneeze.
Man am I sick of the picture of this guy sneezing. Checking daily for a new blog entry and finding this fucking thing everytime. You have no idea how disheartening it is -- I think a little peice of me dies each time. Please A-train...blog again. Don't make me remove you from my favorites.
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