Sunday, February 25, 2007

Why Ibrahim Allen, A Cabbie Who Drove Me From Morningside Heights Back To My Apartment Yesterday, Said He Allows Passengers To Have Sex In His Taxi

1) "It's beautiful, man! What is wrong with two people making love? Nothing, man, nothing! I say let them make love. I have no problem with people making sex in my car. It's the continuation of life! It's why God put us here, man."

2) "When it is a red light, I like to turn around and watch."

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Both equally valid reasons.

It also provides a slightly more plausable solution as to why there are used condoms in the middle of the street all over NY than David Cross's "Urban Johnny Appleseed" hypothesis.

7:19 PM  

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