The Hairs and Affairs of the Mayor
My good friend Michael Russell once said that the amount of styling gel a man uses to spike his hair is directly proportionate to the amount of cocaine he snorts, i.e. "If your hair's got height, you've been sniffin' the white." Well, today when news broke about San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom's affair with the wife of his top aide, one citizen of San Francisco was quick to blame it on the copious amount of hair gel in the Mayor's hair.
CNN.com reported: "Tom Abbott, 36, an executive recruiter, said that having an affair with a loyal aide's wife was 'a total slimeball move. Any guy who puts that much mousse in his hair can't be trusted,' Abbott said. 'You don't screw over your own boys.' However, Abbott said, he would probably vote for Newsom."
Blame it on the mousse. I couldn't agree more.
CNN.com reported: "Tom Abbott, 36, an executive recruiter, said that having an affair with a loyal aide's wife was 'a total slimeball move. Any guy who puts that much mousse in his hair can't be trusted,' Abbott said. 'You don't screw over your own boys.' However, Abbott said, he would probably vote for Newsom."
Blame it on the mousse. I couldn't agree more.
posted by Alexander at 11:52 PM
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