Disadvantages to Having Short Hair Instead of Long Hair
Headbanging to "Tornado of Souls" by Megadeth is just not as much fun anymore.
My membership to the National Hacky Sack Association was revoked.
People are telling me I look like Ray Romano again.
I cannot say the terms “sticky-icky” or “mega-dank” without sounding like a total idiot.
Neck zits are no longer concealed.
No more discount on tickets to see "Hair: The American Tribal Love/Rock-Musical."
My membership to the National Hacky Sack Association was revoked.
People are telling me I look like Ray Romano again.
I cannot say the terms “sticky-icky” or “mega-dank” without sounding like a total idiot.
Neck zits are no longer concealed.
No more discount on tickets to see "Hair: The American Tribal Love/Rock-Musical."
posted by Alexander at 11:22 AM
2 Comments:
You can't use the fine combs that were purchased for you as a Christmas gift by your friend who sold the prized pocket watch his father gave him and he can't use the pocket watch chain you bought for him by selling your hair to a wigmaker.
That Romano thing is rough. I can sympathize as I went from a pompador and being likened to elvis, james dean, morrissy, (and the occasional) Jason Priestley." But now, with the down doo I currently sport I've been getting "has anyone told you that you look like a young Dan Akroyd?" To which i reply, "actually yes, and I'll tell you what I told that fucker. that's not a compliment." Oh! and I also recently got David from six feet under. And I was like -- "you mean Nate?" and they said, "No. David, the gay one." To which I reponded by breaking a bottle across their face.
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