Possible Last Words of Saddam Hussein
“I executed hundreds of thousands of Iraqi Kurds, and in return, you are executing me. Isn’t it ironic…don’t you think?”
“Let’s hug it out, bitches!”
“Ian Curtis died by hanging. I will die by hanging. Ian Curtis was the lead singer of the seminal post-punk band Joy Division. I was a genocidal tyrant. I guess the comparisons end with death by hanging…”
“Whatever you do, don’t post this on YouTube.”
“Twenty bucks says tomorrow’s Post headline is: SAD-DOOMED HUS-HANGED.”
“So long as you can assure me that Jim and Pam will get back together on The Office, I can die in peace.”
“If you are really going to hang me, please let me wear a cowboy hat and some spurs.”
“Hey America, you’ve been Punk’d!”
“Let’s hug it out, bitches!”
“Ian Curtis died by hanging. I will die by hanging. Ian Curtis was the lead singer of the seminal post-punk band Joy Division. I was a genocidal tyrant. I guess the comparisons end with death by hanging…”
“Whatever you do, don’t post this on YouTube.”
“Twenty bucks says tomorrow’s Post headline is: SAD-DOOMED HUS-HANGED.”
“So long as you can assure me that Jim and Pam will get back together on The Office, I can die in peace.”
“If you are really going to hang me, please let me wear a cowboy hat and some spurs.”
“Hey America, you’ve been Punk’d!”
posted by Alexander at 1:20 PM
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That made me laugh, Large. I could really go for a Tombstone Pizza right now.
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