Top 5 Things Overheard at Phil Hughes

5. "You want a Cadillac Margarita? Fuck you. Try again. I won't even make you a BMW margarita."

4. "Turn the jukebox off. Dragonheart is on."

3. "If somebody doesn't take Ed home in 10 minutes, he is going to die."

2. "The bathroom has been out of soap for 6 days."

1. "My name is Phil Hughes. Now get the hell out of my bar!"