Reasons I'm Not Running in Today's NYC Marathon
A leprechaun stole my running shoes.
Race officials told me I could not compete on my Segway .
My blazing speed would embarrass Lance Armstrong.
I thought it was next Sunday.
My exact age: 26.2 years old. The exact length of a marathon: 26.2 miles long. And I hate coincidences.
I’m allergic to Kenyans.
Too busy making up list of excuses.
Race officials told me I could not compete on my Segway .
My blazing speed would embarrass Lance Armstrong.
I thought it was next Sunday.
My exact age: 26.2 years old. The exact length of a marathon: 26.2 miles long. And I hate coincidences.
I’m allergic to Kenyans.
Too busy making up list of excuses.
posted by Alexander at 9:33 AM
3 Comments:
I hate kenyans too!
What about... Too sore from catching DK's touchdown passes.
Will Ferrell's reason for not running, "I thought you were supposed to carbo-load. But someone told me you were supposed to corn-dog load. So I ate about 10 corndogs right before the race, ran a mile, and had to lie down."
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