Thursday, November 09, 2006

Fun Things To Do on the Walk From My Apartment to the Subway When It Is Raining

Step inside Le Pain Quotidien; have a hot chocolate by the fireplace.

Challenge random strangers to umbrella jousting matches.

Lay down a Slip 'n' Slide from 3rd Avenue to Lexington. Ride it naked.

Create a fun iPod playlist with songs like "Rain" by the Beatles, "No Rain" by Blind Melon, and "Raining Blood" by Slayer.

Privately mourn the divorce of Britney and K-Fed.

Collect rain water in buckets; form a hypothesis; test the water's acidity; study the results; draw conclusions; write an award-winning essay on the adverse effects of acid rain in urban environments.

Build an ark; announce, "All ye heathens shall perish in the flood!"

Walk halfway to train, turn around, go home, watch "Guiding Light" marathon all day.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

From the album "Reign In Blood". That is a play on words. What about The Who's classic track "Love, Reign o'er Me" from the 1973 record Quadrophenia? Does that count?

10:38 AM  

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